macaroni slide

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When you wipe out on a ramp and slide down like a soggy noodle that got run over by a truck.
I did a macaroni slide so bad my socks came off and my face got a free facial from the pavement.
He tried to do a trick and ended up doing a macaroni slide, and now he’s got a new nickname: Noodle Boy.
I saw a kid go full macaroni slide and his pants split open like they were trying to escape.
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When you’re chowing down on macaroni and your guts start doing the cha-cha in your pants.
I was eating macaroni and suddenly my pants felt like they were hosting a dance party. Macaroni slide, baby.
She ate one more bite and her pants started doing the twist. Classic macaroni slide.
I tried to sneak a macaroni into my pants and now my whole leg is doing the macaroni slide.
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