Macaroni Penguins

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Macaroni penguins are like the trash-talking celebrities of the bird world. They’re not fancy, but they know how to pick a mate and stick with them for life, even if they spend the rest of the year being jerks to each other.
My ex is like a Macaroni penguin, she picked me, then forgot about me for 10 months.
Why do Macaroni penguins stay together? They’re too lazy to find a new one.
If Macaroni penguins had a dating app, it would be called 'Forever or Never'.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macaroni penguins are the kind of birds that pick one person and never let go, even if they’re screaming at each other the whole time. They’re like a couple who fight constantly but still show up for each other.
My mom and dad are like Macaroni penguins, they fight like cats and dogs but still get back together every year.
Macaroni penguins are the only birds who fight over a mate and still stay together.
If Macaroni penguins had a fight club, it would be called 'Forever Brawls'.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macaroni penguins are the bird version of a married couple who still love each other, even if they hate each other’s guts for the rest of the year. They’re like a love-hate combo.
My sister and brother are like Macaroni penguins, they argue every day but still hang out every weekend.
Macaroni penguins are like the bird version of a divorce that never happens.
If Macaroni penguins had a radio show, it would be called 'Love and Hate Hour'.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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