macaroni painting

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When you glue macaroni to someone with your seamen and call it art. It’s more like a punishment.
My art teacher did this to me. I look like a broken noodle monster.
He tried to make a masterpiece. It looks like a raccoon threw up on a plate.
I got macaroni stuck to my face. I now know what it feels like to be a pasta prisoner.
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Sticking macaroni to someone with your seamen is like giving them a pasta beatdown. It’s not art. It’s revenge.
She glued macaroni to my head. I looked like a spaghetti monster from hell.
My brother got macaroni stuck to his forehead. He looked like a noodle zombie.
I got macaroni pasted to my neck. I now know the meaning of pasta punishment.
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Using your seamen to stick macaroni to someone is like a glue fight. It’s not art. It’s a mess.
I got macaroni stuck to my arms. I looked like a cooked noodle man.
He had macaroni glued to his face. It looked like a pasta explosion.
My friend got macaroni pasted to his hair. He looked like a noodle alien.
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