macaroni noises

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When you boil macaroni and it makes a wet, squishy noise that sounds like a grandma’s crotch getting squeezed.

My cousin said it’s like my aunt’s hips during a dance-off.

I told my mom it’s the sound of a wet sock getting stepped on.

My brother said it’s like a frog in a blender.

The sound of a noodle being tortured in a pot, like a tiny, wet grandma getting a foot massage.

My friend said it’s like my dog’s butt after a long run.

I told my dad it’s like his prostate getting yelled at.

My sister said it’s like a soggy pizza crust getting stepped on.

When macaroni makes a noise so gross, it’s like a grandma’s crotch after a long day of sitting.

My brother said it’s like my uncle’s butt after a long lunch.

I told my friend it’s like a wet sock in a sock drawer.

My mom said it’s like a wet fart in a bathtub.