macaroni mumbles

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When you're so wasted you make mac and cheese and then talk like a confused toddler with a mouth full of cheese and a hangover.
I tried to make macaroni mumbles but it just looked like a crime scene.
My dog ate my mac and cheese and I started mumbling in slow motion.
I made mac and cheese, then fell asleep on the floor and mumbled in my dreams.
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You're wasted, you make mac and cheese, and then you talk like a madman who just got kicked out of a cheese factory.
I made mac and cheese, then started yelling at my fridge like it owed me money.
I ate mac and cheese and mumbled so loud my neighbor called the cops.
I made macaroni mumbles and my mom had to take me to the hospital.
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You're drunk, you make mac and cheese, and then you mumble like you're trying to explain life to a confused goldfish.
I made mac and cheese and mumbled so much my goldfish started singing.
I made mac and cheese, then fell asleep and mumbled in my sleep.
I made mac and cheese, and my cat started talking back to me.
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