macaroni meat mountain

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A human who looks like they were stuffed with old meat and pasta. They’re so big, they probably make the floor creak and the ceiling groan.

My cousin looks like a macaroni meat mountain. I swear he eats meat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

That guy at the gym is a meat mountain. He probably doesn’t know what a treadmill is.

I walked past a macaroni meat mountain and it smelled like a dead raccoon in a meat locker.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

A person so big, they could probably take on a whole meat factory by themselves. They’re like a walking meat locker with extra meat.

My uncle is a macaroni meat mountain. He eats so much, he probably has meat growing out of his ears.

That lady at the buffet is a meat mountain. She could probably eat the whole thing and still have room for dessert.

I saw a macaroni meat mountain walking down the street. It looked like a meat truck had crashed into a pasta factory.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

A human meat monster who probably eats meat for fun and wears clothes made of meat. They’re so big, they make the whole room smell like a meat locker.

My teacher is a macaroni meat mountain. She probably eats meat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and still smells like a dead animal.

That guy in my class is a meat mountain. He probably has a meat locker under his bed.

I walked by a macaroni meat mountain and it smelled like a meat factory exploded.

by Slangipedia 11h ago