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When you're too wasted to come up with a decent drinking game but still insist on making one up and call it a masterpiece.
I proposed 'Macaroni Magic' because I thought it sounded cool. It's just flipping coins and screaming.
He tried to explain the rules. It was like watching a toddler try to solve a math problem.
The game had no rules. Just a lot of yelling and a bottle of vodka.