Macaroni Kink

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A crazy obsession with macaroni and cheese that makes you do stupid things in bed.

My roommate eats macaroni and cheese in the shower. I'm in love.

I proposed to my girlfriend with a bowl of macaroni and cheese. She said yes.

I had a dream about macaroni and cheese. I woke up and texted my ex.

When you get a hard-on just thinking about melted cheese and noodles.

I saw a commercial for macaroni and cheese and got a boner in public.

I took a bite of macaroni and cheese and my pants were on fire.

My crush brought me macaroni and cheese. I asked them to be my girlfriend.

A dirty habit where you eat macaroni and cheese and think about sex at the same time.

I ate macaroni and cheese and thought about my teacher. Now I'm confused.

I had macaroni and cheese for lunch and I got a little fresh with my coworker.

I was eating macaroni and cheese and my dog licked my face. I died a little.

When you're so into macaroni and cheese you'd rather have sex with it than your girlfriend.

I said I'd rather sleep with a bowl of macaroni and cheese than my girlfriend. She left me.

I took my dog to the movies. We watched a romantic comedy about macaroni and cheese.

I proposed to my macaroni and cheese. It said no.

A weird thing where you get turned on by macaroni and cheese and it makes you act like a fool.

I walked into class with macaroni and cheese in my pants. My teacher gave me detention.

I got a little fresh with my mom. She gave me macaroni and cheese for dinner.

I asked my dog out on a date. It brought me macaroni and cheese.

When you're so obsessed with macaroni and cheese you do stupid things just to eat it.

I stole macaroni and cheese from the store. The security guard asked me to marry him.

I threw a party just to eat macaroni and cheese. No one came.

I took a bite of macaroni and cheese and my life changed.