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The sad, runny mess that comes from elbow noodles that got drowned in cheese by someone who couldn't cook if their life depended on it.

My mom tried to make mac and cheese, and it looked like she was crying into the sauce.

The kid spilled the whole bowl, and now it's just a puddle of shame.

This is what happens when you microwave it for too long and forget it's there.

The liquid form of regret after eating a bowl of noodles that were more like a soup than a meal.

I ate this and now my stomach is mad at me.

This is what happens when you add three cups of milk to a bowl of noodles.

It was like I dipped my noodles in sadness.

The gooey, watery horror that results from someone who didn't know how to cook and tried anyway.

This is why I don't eat mac and cheese anymore.

It was like the cheese was crying in the noodles.

I took one bite and it was like I lost a bet.