Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a woman who hits on guys like they're the last slice of pizza.

She flirted with three guys at the same time and got a coffee from each one.

He asked her out and she said yes, but only because she was already with two other guys.

She sent him a message at 2 a. m. and expected a reply.

2

when you meet someone and they give you the best sex of your life, and you never see them again.

He met her at a bar and had sex with her before she left.

She had sex with him twice in one night and then left without saying goodbye.

He went to her house and came back with a headache and a full bladder.

3

a guy who shows up once and leaves with a creampie.

He went to her house and came out with a creampie and a smile.

He met her at the store and left with a creampie and a half-eaten donut.

He had sex with her once and then she said, 'That was the best sex I’ve had in years.'

4

a guy who has a weird-shaped penis, eats lowfat cheese, and yells 'dinner time' when he cums.

He had a blow job and then yelled 'dinner time!' in her face.

He came in the blow job and said 'dinner time!' like it was the end of the world.

He had a cheese-covered penis and yelled 'dinner time!' during a blow job.

5

the dumbest thing ever made by the dumbest brain in the 2000s.

It’s like someone took spaghetti and made it into a dumb shape.

It’s the dumbest thing since the invention of the microwave pizza.

It looks like a brain made by a kid who just woke up.

6

a guy who is always there, just like elbow macaroni is always in the cabinet, even when you don’t want it.

He showed up at your house at 3 a. m. and said, 'I’m here for you.'

He came to your birthday party even though he didn’t like you.

He was there when you got fired, and he didn’t even get paid.