Macaroni Dick

My man has a Macaroni Dick. It’s like a noodle that got hit by a truck.

She called my cock a Macaroni Dick. I told her I was gonna make her a meatball.

My uncle’s got a Macaroni Dick. He’s been eating too much lasagna.

My guy’s got a Macaroni Dick. It’s like a meatstick that got thrown out of a car.

My friend’s got a Macaroni Dick. He says it’s from too much pizza and not enough love.

I told my mom she had a Macaroni Dick. She threw a meatball at me.

My guy’s got a Macaroni Dick. It’s like a sideways hot dog that’s not afraid to be seen.

He called my cock a Macaroni Dick. I told him he was full of crap.

My dad’s got a Macaroni Dick. He says it’s from too much sauce and not enough respect.

My buddy’s got a Macaroni Dick. It’s like a bent noodle that’s got a personality.

My teacher said I had a Macaroni Dick. I told her I was gonna give her a pop quiz.

My brother’s got a Macaroni Dick. He says it’s from eating too much macaroni and cheese.

My guy’s got a Macaroni Dick. It’s like a piece of spaghetti that got run over.

She said my cock was a Macaroni Dick. I told her I was gonna stuff her with meatballs.

My cousin’s got a Macaroni Dick. He says it’s from too much pizza and not enough sauce.

My guy’s got a Macaroni Dick. It’s like a piece of meat that got beaten up.

I called my dad a Macaroni Dick. He told me I was full of hot sauce.

My friend’s got a Macaroni Dick. He says it’s from eating too much and not enough love.