macaroni bomb

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When someone messes up so bad that a whole box of mac and cheese explodes all over the place like a f***ing disaster.

My brother dropped the macaroni box like it was a grenade. It went everywhere. I still have macaroni in my hair.

My mom tried to open the box while yelling at the TV. It exploded. It was like a macaroni war.

I dropped the box on the floor and it burst open. Macaroni went flying. I looked like a f***ing macaroni monster.

When someone gets so f***ed up during a kiss that a whole bag of macaroni goes everywhere like it was a f***ing accident.

My girlfriend and I were making out and she knocked over the macaroni box. It spilled all over the floor. I looked like a f***ing mess.

During a kiss, my friend knocked the macaroni box over. It went everywhere. It was like a macaroni tsunami.

I was so into the kiss that I spilled the whole box of macaroni. I looked like a f***ing macaroni lover.