macaroni and tomatoes

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#Southern trash#grease-filled#sad biscuit

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A Southern trash food made with elbow pasta, cheap tomatoes, and enough grease to clog a heart. It’s basically macaroni in a tomato soup, and it’s usually served with cornbread that tastes like a sad biscuit.
My grandma’s macaroni and tomatoes could make a saint weep and a devil laugh.
I ate so much macaroni and tomatoes I now dream in grease.
That dish is so bad it should have its own Wikipedia page.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Macaroni and tomatoes is like the ugly cousin of lasagna. It’s elbow pasta drowned in tomato soup and smothered in shortening, and it’s usually served with cornbread that’s more like a crumb cake.
I tried to eat macaroni and tomatoes for breakfast. It was like eating a greasy nightmare.
My brother says macaroni and tomatoes is the only thing he’ll eat on a Monday.
That dish is so bad, it should be classified as a crime against food.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Macaroni and tomatoes is the saddest pasta dish you’ll ever see. It’s elbow pasta, tomatoes that look like they’ve been through hell, and enough shortening to make a pig cry. It’s usually served with cornbread that’s more like a sad biscuit.
Macaroni and tomatoes is like eating a bowl of tomato soup with elbow pasta and a side of guilt.
I once tried to make macaroni and tomatoes, and it looked like it had been hit by a truck.
That dish is so bad, I think it’s trying to ruin my life.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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