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The only thing that can make a man forget he’s ugly.
My momma said if I eat one more box I’ll grow horns.
That mac and cheese was so good I cried.
I married my best friend because of mac and cheese.
macaroni and cheese
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When Asian girls go full fangirl on black guys and act like they're the only one who matters.
He’s a mack and I’m the cheese. It’s a match made in heaven.
She dropped out of school for him. Now she’s just the cheese.
He’s a mack and she’s the cheese. I don’t know why they don’t just get married.
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What happens when two people get too hot and start doing the horizontal mambo.
I saw my uncle and aunt doing it in the kitchen. It was like a mac and cheese party.
My cousin said it was the best thing since the invention of pizza.
They had mac and cheese for lunch and then went to the bedroom.
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A yellow-orange snack that's okay, but don’t act like it’s the end of the world.
It’s not that good. Stop bragging about it.
My sister eats it every day and still looks like a potato.
It’s just cheese and pasta. What’s the big deal?
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A girl with long nipples that leak milk like a broken faucet.
She leaked milk in class and no one knew why.
Her shirt was soaked from the top down.
She had to take a nap after that.
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Burnt mac and cheese is like burnt toast. It's not good, but it's still good enough to eat.
It was burnt, but I still ate the whole plate.
It looked like charcoal, but it tasted like heaven.
Burnt mac and cheese is the best kind of mac and cheese.
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The only food that could ever make a person happy.
I ate mac and cheese and forgot my problems.
That mac and cheese was so good it made me laugh.
It’s the only thing that can bring a smile to a sad man.