macaroni and

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Means someone or something is so cheesy it smells like expired cheese from a discount store.
'That guy is such a macaroni and!' said my cousin after my uncle tried to propose to a stranger.
'This movie is a macaroni and!' my friend screamed after watching it for the third time.
My mom called my dog a macaroni and because he chased a pizza box across the street.
2
An adverb that means you're too lazy to think of a real word, so you just say whatever.
'I mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly don't care about your bad hair day.' I told my brother at breakfast.
'She mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly passed the test.' My teacher said when I got a D.
I texted my friend: 'I mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly don't want to go to the mall.'
3
The sound a wet pussy makes when it’s stretched open like a juicy hot dog bun.
'She moaned like a macaroni and when she got to the hotel.' My friend said after the party.
'That was the loudest macaroni and I’ve ever heard!' My neighbor yelled through the wall.
My sister whispered, 'That was the best macaroni and of the weekend.'
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Means something is cool, like a 18th-century rich kid who wore too much perfume and had no life.
'That new phone is totally cool, like a macaroni and!' My friend said at lunch.
'He’s a macaroni and in this class!' My teacher said when the class clown talked too much.
My dad said, 'You look like a macaroni and today, kid.'
5
A guy who’s smooth with the ladies and makes them swoon like they’re at a concert.
'He’s a total macaroni and, flirting with every girl in the class.' My friend said.
'That guy is a macaroni and, he got my sister to laugh at his jokes.' My brother said.
My friend texted me: 'You’re a macaroni and, you know that.'
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A Jamaican guy who can’t drive and makes everyone in the car yell at him like he’s the devil.
'That mack was a total macaroni and, I swear he almost hit a tree!' My cousin said.
'He’s a macaroni and, he took us all the way to the mall and back just to get gas.' My friend said.
My brother yelled, 'You’re a macaroni and, and I’m leaving the car!'
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A pasta that looks like a worm and tastes like cheese, but you eat it anyway.
'I hate macaroni and, but I still eat it every day.' My mom said.
'That macaroni and is so bad, I threw it at my brother.' My friend said.
My dad said, 'That macaroni and is the reason I hate cheese.'
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