Macaroni 3000 grip trick

My girlfriend's grip trick during the final round of Game of Thrones was legendary

He said he'd rather fight the Hulk than deal with her Macaroni 3000 grip

I woke up with a sore arm from her death grip during our 3 a. m. snack run

He screamed like he was on fire during her Macaroni 3000 grip

She used the grip trick to make him apologize for stealing her last donut

He texted me, 'I think I’ve been permanently damaged' after her grip trick

He said it felt like he was being interrogated by a hungry lion

During the group sex party, she used the grip trick to shut everyone up

He texted me, 'I can't feel my face' after her Macaroni 3000 grip