Macaron

My aunt spent $50 on macarons and still thinks they’re worth it.

I saw a guy buy 10 macarons and ate them all in one sitting like a fat kid in a candy store.

My teacher said macarons are for people who can’t handle normal cookies.

My friend tried to eat a macaron like a macaroon and it just stared at him.

My mom said macarons are for people who don’t know the difference between a cookie and a sandwich.

At the bakery, the guy asked if I wanted a macaroon or a macaron, and I said both, and he said I was a weirdo.

My cousin took a bite of a macaron and said it was the best thing since sliced bread.

I tried to make macarons once and they looked like exploded cookies.

My boss said macarons are the only thing worth eating at the office party.

I asked my dad what a macaron was, and he said it was for posers who like fancy stuff.

My math teacher said macarons are the only thing that makes him want to eat dessert during class.

My cousin’s friend’s mom said macarons are just fancy meringue for rich people.

My grandma said macarons are just sugar and cookies, and she’s right.

I tried to eat a macaron in one bite and it was like eating a whole bag of sugar.

My friend said macarons are the only thing that make her want to learn French.

I said macarons were like oreos, and my friend said I was being too nice.

My brother thinks macarons are just fancy oreos with a attitude problem.

At the store, I saw someone buy macarons and said they were like oreos for rich people.