macario

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1
No mistakes. Ever. Like, you’re perfect, and you know it.
You got a 100% on the test and said it was easy.
You aced the math quiz and said it was nothing.
You did the whole assignment and said it was no big deal.
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A boy who’s nice, but also hot, and he doesn’t even know it.
He helped me with my homework and I thought he was cute.
He smiled at me and I got distracted.
He said he’s average and I know that’s a lie.
3
When someone calls you out and tears your work to pieces.
He said my essay was the worst ever.
He laughed at my math and said I failed.
He called my project garbage and I was mad.
4
A guy who will do anything for you, even if you're a total pain.
He let me copy his homework even though I failed.
He stood up for me when I got in trouble.
He brought me snacks even though I said no.
5
A boy in class who we tease because he’s a total nerd and sometimes gets mad.
We called him Macario and he got annoyed.
We laughed at him during Spanish class.
He got mad when we said he was a nerd.
6
Don’t name your kid this. He’s a disaster.
Don’t name your kid Macario, it’s a bad idea.
Your kid is named Macario and he’s a pain.
You named your kid Macario and now he’s a disaster.
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He’s nice, he’s got a big dick, and he’s good in bed. Don’t question it.
He’s got a big dick and I believe it.
He’s good in bed and I know it.
He’s nice and I like him.
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