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#mean#jokester#blessed

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A person who’s nice until you push her too far and then she’ll cuss you out and tell you to go to hell. You’re special with a name like that, and you’re blessed, but don’t make her mad.
You said I was fat. I said you were ugly. Now we’re both fat and ugly.
She was nice until I called her a garbage can. Now she’s gonna throw me out of the room.
She gave me a compliment. I said thanks. She said, 'You're welcome, you piece of trash.'
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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The best at everything. Everyone loves her. She walks in and the room lights up. She’s so popular, you’d think she’s famous.
She walked into the class, and the whole room went silent. Then she told a joke and everyone laughed.
She walked into the party and everyone stared at her like she was a celebrity.
She showed up, and the room was like, 'Who is this person?' and then they all liked her.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A one-of-a-kind friend who tells great jokes and gives you the best vibes, but she’s also a junkie, a little mean, and she can’t beat you at video games. She’s smart and attractive, though. So worth the hassle.
She told a joke so good, I laughed so hard I cried. Then she said I was a crybaby.
She was high when she told me that joke. I still laughed.
She beat me at Mario Kart once. I called her a cheater. She called me a dummy.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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