Macarenaing

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Doing the Macarena so good it looks like you’re trying to get a date from a statue.
My cousin Macarenaed so hard at the wedding, the priest asked if he could join in.
I did the Macarena in my math test and got a 100% because the teacher was too distracted.
My dog Macarenaed in front of the mailman, and now he brings us extra pizza.
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She’s like a human glitter bomb, cute, sweet, and sometimes she’ll explode with crazy energy.
My friend is so cute, she makes my dog blush.
She’s so sweet, she even feeds the ants at lunch.
She’s so funny, she made my teacher laugh so hard he fell off the desk.
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That 1996 song that made the whole world look like a bunch of fools doing a silly dance.
My mom still dances to it in the grocery store, and the cart follows her.
My uncle tried to Macarena in the hospital, and the nurses kicked him out.
My teacher played it in class, and we all got in trouble.
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A disease so bad it turned the world into a bunch of fools doing a silly dance.
It was so bad, even my cat got it.
My brother had it and couldn’t stop dancing.
My teacher got it and turned the whole school into a dance party.
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A girl so pretty, funny, and smart, she makes everyone around her look like losers.
My crush is so cool, she’s like the queen of the school.
My best friend is so funny, she makes the teachers laugh.
My neighbor is so pretty, even the mailman stares at her.
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You can dance it like a pro or like a total disaster, no judgment.
I danced it so good, my dog started doing the Macarena too.
I danced it so bad, my teacher gave me a zero.
I danced it in my sleep, and my mom recorded it.
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That song is so stuck in everyone’s head, it’s like a curse.
My brother dances to it in the shower every morning.
My teacher plays it during tests, and we all fail.
My dog dances to it when he hears the radio.
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