macarena on toast

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a situation so good it makes your brain explode and your pants fall down

Man I woke up to my ex sending me a hot dog emoji and a voicemail

My dog just ate my mom's hair and she's still alive

I got a 100 on my math test and my teacher cried

when everything is so amazing it feels like your butt is on fire and your soul is dancing

I found a $20 bill in my sock and my dog gave me a high-five

My crush texted me and I dropped my pizza on the floor

I got into my dream school and my mom screamed in slow motion

when life is so good it’s like your brain is doing a cartwheel and your mouth is eating a burrito

I won a free pizza and my dog ate it in 2 seconds

My crush asked me to prom and I fell into a puddle

I got a 100 on my math test and my teacher gave me a hug