Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot, sassy, and absolutely ridiculous girl who can make you laugh until you cry and then throw a tantrum if you don’t give her a burger.

My cousin Macarena came into the room and said, ‘I’m gonna cry if you don’t get me a cheeseburger.’

She laughed so hard at my dad’s joke that she peed her pants.

She got mad at me for not giving her a high-five and threw her juice box at me.

2

A stupid song from the 90s that made everyone dance like idiots and still haunts us today.

I got caught singing Macarena at my cousin’s wedding and everyone laughed at me.

My teacher made us do the dance in class and I got detention.

I heard it at my grandma’s funeral and it was the worst.

3

A deadly disease that wiped out the world in 1996, caused by too much cheese and too little dignity.

My dog died from Macarena and it was tragic.

My dad got Macarena and he started dancing in his sleep.

My mom got it and now she sings it in the shower every day.

4

A real girl from South America who is super hot, super funny, and will make your life a nightmare if you mess with her.

My friend’s girlfriend is Macarena and she once yelled at my friend for eating my pizza.

She laughed so hard at my joke that she fell out of her chair.

She got mad at me for not knowing the dance and called me a retard.

5

A dance you can do in the sky, on the ground, with your best friend, or your worst enemy.

I did the Macarena in my bedroom and my dog joined me.

My friend and I did it in the park and got chased by cops.

My teacher made us do it in class and it was the worst.

6

The only song that plays at every wedding, funeral, and party, and it’s the worst thing ever.

I heard Macarena at my brother’s wedding and I cried.

My friend got caught singing it at a funeral and everyone laughed at him.

My teacher made us do it at a party and I got in trouble.

7

The dance of the devil, the worst thing to ever happen to mankind.

I did Macarena and my dog ran away from me.

My teacher called it the dance of the devil and I believed her.

I got stuck doing it for 10 minutes and I lost my mind.