macapussy

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A macapussy is a guy who thinks he's a king of the block but can only get fat chicks and get beat up like a chump.

Yo, I’m the king of the block, I got 10 girls in the back, no one can touch me

He tried to flex, now he’s on the floor with a broken nose

I told him I was coming, he said he could take me, now he’s crying in a corner

A macapussy is a man who thinks he’s got game but only gets the chubby ones and gets smoked every time.

I’m the best, I got 5 girls in the car

He laughed at me, now he’s got a black eye and a bruised ego

He said he was coming, now he’s hiding in the mall

A macapussy is a guy who thinks he’s a beast but only gets the fat ones and gets his face smashed.

I’m the beast, I got 10 girls in the car

He said he’d take me on, now he’s on the floor with a broken nose

He said he was coming, now he’s running from me like a coward

A macapussy is a man who thinks he’s a legend but only gets the chubs and gets wrecked like a rookie.

I’m a legend, I got 5 girls waiting

He said he’d fight me, now he’s on the floor with a broken nose

He tried to flex, now he’s running from me like a scared dog

A macapussy is a guy who thinks he’s got the moves but only gets the fat ones and gets his face caved in.

I got the moves, I got 10 girls waiting

He said he’d take me on, now he’s on the floor with a broken nose

He laughed at me, now he’s running from me like a chicken