Macaphelia

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A person who gets a hard-on from Apple stuff. They’d rather have a heart attack than switch to Android.

I saw him drooling over the new iPhone like it was the last piece of pizza.

She texted me, 'I had a dream about the MacBook Pro and it was hot.'

He bought a whole set of Apple products just to impress his ex.

Someone who thinks Apple products are the holy grail of life. They’d kiss a charging cable if it asked them nicely.

At the mall, he stared at the iPad like it was the face of God.

She told me, 'I’d die if my iPhone ever broke.'

He asked for an Apple Watch for Christmas and got it.

A person who gets turned on by Apple stuff. They’d rather have a root canal than use Samsung.

He texted me, 'I had a boner from the new iPhone.'

She bought a MacBook Pro just to look cool at the coffee shop.

He dropped his iPad in the toilet and still kept using it.