macao

My ex said Macao is the most beautiful city ever. I said, 'You must be high.'

My mom took me to Macao and I cried. Not because it was pretty. Because I couldn't afford the food.

My teacher said Macao is like heaven. I said, 'Yeah, heaven for rich people.'

My friend went to Macao and came back skinny. I asked why. He said, 'It's beautiful, but the food is too good.'

My brother said Macao is the most beautiful city ever. I said, 'You're probably there.'

My friend's dog went to Macao and came back looking like a prince.

My cousin went to Macao and came back like a model. I said, 'You must have had a face lift.'

My teacher said Macao is the most beautiful city ever. I said, 'Then why are you still fat?'

My friend said Macao is the most beautiful city ever. I said, 'You're probably in love with it.'