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People who switch to Macs and never look back. They hate Windows like it wronged them. Linux users are the only ones who still give a damn about other computers.
My cousin ditched Windows for a Mac and now laughs at me for using a PC.
My friend said, 'I hate Windows so much, I gave it the finger.'
Linux users are the only ones who still bother to check out other computers.
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A tiny, annoying kid who looks like Justin Bieber and shoots people with airsoft guns. He also likes to fuck his cousins and is a total ass.
That little fucker shot me in the face with an airsoft gun.
He looks like a baby Bieber and still acts like a baby.
He fucked his cousin and called it a family tradition.
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A person who loves to fuck boxes more than anything else. Boxes are their life.
He spends all his time fucking boxes like it's his job.
Boxes are his favorite thing to fuck.
He told me, 'Boxes are my love life.'
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When your mate makes the stupidest mistake ever and you’re like, ‘Dude, you’re an idiot.’
He spilled his coffee on his laptop and said, 'I'm not an idiot.'
He failed the test and said, 'I was just tired.'
He lost his phone and said, 'It was a mystery.'
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A dumb term from some weird computer effect guy who also makes stupid movies.
That guy made a movie about a computer effect and it was trash.
He’s just another guy who makes stupid computer terms.
He uses ‘klasky csupo’ like it means something.
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A person who everyone respects. They might also be a total looker.
My homie is respected by everyone and also looks like a god.
She’s got the respect of her homies and also looks hot.
He’s respected and has a face that could stop traffic.
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A guy who uses a wrench to jerk off. It started from a porn video with a typo.
He uses a wrench to jerk off and calls it a ‘toy’.
That porn video had a typo and now everyone uses ‘macanized’.
He’s the guy who made a video with a wrench and it went viral.
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