Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who gets off on shoving his junk into cardboard boxes and pretending they're his girlfriend

My cousin Macan just put his whole hand in a box and screamed 'I'M LOVING THIS'

I saw Macan in the mall and he was crying because the box was too full

My dog thinks Macan is a box and tries to hump it every day

2

a tiny, whiny, Bieber-lookin' kid who thinks he's tough because he shoots people with airsoft guns and also fucks his cousins

Macan just shot my face with airsoft and said 'I'm gonna be famous'

He tried to fuck his cousin and got caught by his mom

He's 2'9" and still thinks he's taller than me

3

people who switch to Macs and act like they're better than everyone else, even though they still use Windows sometimes

My friend Macan won't touch a PC and calls mine a 'dumb box'

He uses Linux sometimes, but only to show off

He still uses Windows for video games and calls it a 'last resort'

4

when your friend makes a stupid mistake and you laugh at them like they're a clown

Macan spilled his drink and said it was 'a strategic move'

He tripped over a chair and called it 'an obstacle'

He thought the moon was a giant cheese sandwich

5

a random term from a weird effects guy who probably never washed his hair

Macan just said 'klasky csupo' and no one knew what it meant

He used it in a video and it confused everyone

He still uses it in every sentence now

6

a guy everyone respects because he's either handsome or just really cool

Macan is the reason my homies like me

He looks like a movie star and I don't

He's got that 'I know everything' vibe

7

a guy who uses a wrench like it's a sex toy and probably thinks he's a mechanic

Macan just used a wrench and screamed 'I'M A MECHANIC'

He tried to beat his meat with a wrench and broke it

His videos are just him screaming and waving a wrench