Macaluso

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Macaluso is a fancy-ass Sicilian name that means you got liberated from your problems, probably by someone else’s bad decisions.
My cousin Macaluso got liberated from his ex by getting a tattoo of her name and then burning it.
My grandma says her family is so liberated they don’t even know what a real problem is.
My uncle Macaluso got liberated from his job by eating a whole pizza in one bite during a meeting.
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Macaluso is Jacob Ramsperger’s sneaky little sidekick who everyone else is too clueless to notice.
Jacob and Macaluso were caught eating tacos in the school library during math class.
No one knows Macaluso is Jacob’s BF, but they both laugh about it when no one’s looking.
Macaluso texted Jacob during a test: 'I got 100% because I used your cheat sheet.'
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