macalopo

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1
the part of you that everyone wishes was gone
My mom said my butt is the reason I failed gym class.
He called me a macalopo in front of my whole class.
I told my friend I'd rather be stuck in a blender than have that macalopo.
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the reason you get stared at in the grocery store
At the store, some guy stared at me like I had a sign that said 'Look at my butt!'
My cousin got yelled at by the cashier because of her macalopo.
I was walking down the aisle and someone whispered 'macalopo' behind my back.
3
the worst part of your body when you're wearing shorts
My shorts are too short, and my macalopo is showing like a disgrace.
He wore a skirt, and his macalopo was the talk of the school.
I asked my friend why he was wearing a shirt with a hole in it. He said, 'My macalopo needs freedom.'
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the thing you blame for your bad grades
My teacher said I was distracted because of my macalopo.
I told my mom my bad grade was because of my macalopo.
I got in trouble for doodling my macalopo during math class.
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the reason you get called names in the hallway
Some kids called me a macalopo and laughed at me in the hallway.
I got shoved into a locker because my macalopo was too big.
I walked into the hallway and someone said, 'There's the macalopo.'
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the thing that makes you wish you were a dog
I told my dog I wish I could be him so I wouldn't have to deal with my macalopo.
My friend said if he were a dog, he wouldn't have a macalopo.
I sat on the floor and said, 'If I were a dog, I wouldn't have this macalopo.'
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