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When someone says they’re in on your bet, but then acts like they never agreed. If you win, they vanish. If you lose, they expect you to cough up the cash like it’s nothing. They’re always quick to text you, but when a bet comes up, they play hide and seek for hours.
'I’m in!' he said. Now he’s ghosting me like I owe him money.
I won the bet, and he said he never put it in. I’m like, 'What the hell? You texted me 10 times yesterday!'
He said he was in on the bet. Now he’s saying he wasn’t. I’m paying for both of us.
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A person who says yes to your bet, but then acts like they never said yes. If you win, they say they weren’t in it. If you lose, you’re the one who’s stuck paying. They’re always texting you, but the second a bet comes up, they disappear for hours.
He said he was in on it. Now he says he wasn’t. I’m like, 'You texted me 3 times last night!' He said, 'I was busy.'
I lost the bet, and he said he wasn’t in on it. I’m like, 'You texted me right after the bet!' He said, 'I was distracted.'
He said he was in on the bet. I won. He said he never put it in. I’m like, 'You texted me 5 times in one hour!'
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A person who agrees to your bet, but then acts like they never agreed. If you win, they say they were never in it. If you lose, you’re the one who pays. They’re always quick to text you, but when a bet comes up, they go silent like they’re hiding from the police.
He said he was in on it. I won. He said he never put it in. I’m like, 'You texted me right after the bet!' He said, 'I was busy.'
He said he was in on the bet. Now he says he wasn’t. I’m like, 'You texted me 7 times yesterday!' He said, 'I was distracted.'
He said he was in on the bet. I lost. He said he was never in it. I’m like, 'You texted me right after the bet!' He said, 'I was tired.'
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