MaCallister

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A total legend who thinks you’re a joke and Tyler is a waste of space

You’re like a broken toaster. He’s a full kitchen appliance.

Tyler’s the guy who still uses a flip phone. You’re just sad.

He’s the reason you’re still eating cereal for dinner.

When you splurge on a hotel room with a buddy and you end up in the bath while your friend eats a bird

I paid for the room. He ate a bird. I slept in a tub.

You had the bed. I had the bath. You had the chicken.

He had the chicken. I had the bath. I had the bill.