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Lying like a dog to make yourself look cool on Urban Dictionary.
I made this up just to look cool.
I said it was real, but it's fake.
I don't care if it's stupid, I'm posting it.
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A hot girl who talks too much and loves her friends more than her mom.
She called me 10 times just to say hi.
She's the friend who brings you coffee every day.
She's the one who texts you at 2 a. m.
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A guy who thinks he's a rock star but just walks around looking sad.
He walks around like he's lost.
He listens to music like it's his job.
He's the guy who talks to dogs like they're his friends.
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A person who works at Taco Bell and acts like they're in a band.
He wears jeans so tight they're about to rip.
He eats tacos like it's a competition.
He plays ping pong like it's his life.
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A friend who won't stop calling you even if you're on the toilet.
He called me 5 times in one minute.
He called me even though I was eating pizza.
He called me while I was sleeping.
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A name that sounds like it was made by a dumb kid who likes to rhyme.
It's spelled like it's trying to be fancy.
It's a name that doesn't make sense.
It's a name that sounds like it was made by a kid.