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a girl who is totally awesome, but also obsessed with potatoes like they’re her soulmates. She’ll never abandon you, even if you eat her favorite snack and throw it in the trash.
I asked her out, and she said, 'Only if you promise to never touch my potato chips.'
She cried when I spilled ketchup on her fries.
She texted me at 2 a. m. because she was eating potatoes and needed someone to laugh with.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a girl who is super cool, but also a potato fanatic. She’s always there for you, even if you’re the worst friend ever and forgot her birthday.
She sent me a potato emoji when I failed my math test.
She stayed up all night eating potatoes because I wouldn’t stop bugging her.
She laughed so hard at my dumb joke that she threw up on my shoes.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a girl who is totally awesome, but also has a huge crush on potatoes. She will never betray you, even if you call her a potato and say she’s ugly.
She threatened to throw me out of her window when I called her a ‘boring potato.’
She cried when I ate her last potato chip.
She texted me at 1 a. m. because she was eating potatoes and needed someone to laugh with.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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