Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Macal is a lazy, smelly, Taco Bell-eating, jean-wearing, ping pong-playing, head-ass person who thinks they're cool.

Hey Macal, why are you still eating that taco at 3 AM?

Macal, you’re still wearing those jeans from last week. Are you trying to get a permanent seat?

Why do you play ping pong like it’s a war?

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Making up nonsense just to feel important on Urban Dictionary. Total fraud.

I made up this word just to look cool. Who needs truth when you have a dictionary?

Urban Dictionary is just a trash can for fake definitions.

I’m not a real person. I’m just a made-up word.

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A hot girl who talks too much, likes to flirt, and is the kind of person who thinks they’re the center of the universe.

Macall, why are you talking to everyone at once?

Macall, you’re like a walking conversation.

Macall, you’re the reason I’m tired after lunch.

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A pretty boy who thinks he’s deep, but is just swimming, dancing, and trying to impress his mom with his music.

Macall, why are you swimming in the pool at 10 PM?

Macall, you dance like you’re trying to win a prize.

Macall, your mom is proud of you, but you’re still a dork.

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A person who calls you until you answer. They’re like a phone that won’t stop ringing.

Macall, why are you calling me five times in a row?

Macall, I just hung up, and you called me again.

Macall, you’re like a phone that won’t stop ringing.

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A silly name that sounds like a person who probably has a weird laugh and an even weirder life.

MACALLE, why do you sound like a robot?

MACALLE, your life is confusing.

MACALLE, you’re just a name with too many letters.