Macake

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A Macake is when someone shoves nipple clamps on while baking a cake and yells the Dragon Tales theme song like they’re trying to scare their landlord into leaving.
My roommate did a Macake in the kitchen and woke up the entire building.
She did a Macake during a Zoom call and my boss asked if she was possessed.
He did a Macake in the middle of a job interview and got fired on the spot.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Macake is when you stick clamps on your nipples and sing the Dragon Tales song while making a cake, just because you’re too lazy to move out of your old apartment.
I did a Macake at midnight and my neighbor called the cops.
She did a Macake during a video call with her mom and got yelled at.
He did a Macake while baking a birthday cake and cried because it was bad.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Macake is when you clamp your nipples and sing a song while baking a cake, just to make yourself feel better about being stuck in a bad apartment.
I did a Macake in the microwave and it caught fire.
She did a Macake while talking to her ex and got a call from her mom.
He did a Macake and spilled cake on his boss.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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