macaire

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The ultimate human being, perfect in every way, except they think they’re better than Kevin, which is the worst sin ever.

Macaire is like a god, but she still roasts Kevin in class.

I’d follow Macaire anywhere, even if it meant avoiding Kevin’s annoying laugh.

Macaire is the reason Kevin is jealous, and that’s a real problem.

A walking miracle who is smarter, funnier, and more beautiful than anyone, except Kevin, who somehow still thinks he’s better.

Macaire once solved a math problem in her head while roasting Kevin’s hair.

Macaire is the only person who can make Kevin blush and cry at the same time.

Macaire is like a superhero, and Kevin is just the villain with bad posture.

The most amazing person who somehow also thinks Kevin is the worst, which is the worst thing anyone could ever say.

Macaire is the best, and Kevin is the worst, and that’s just a fact.

Macaire is like a perfect pizza, and Kevin is the expired cheese on the bottom.

Macaire is so good, even the teacher thinks Kevin is a waste of oxygen.