macailah

The most annoying, perfect, godlike girl who makes your life a living hell. Everyone loves her. Everyone hates her. She laughs at your jokes and then roasts you in front of your friends.

A girl so good-looking and funny that she makes your face turn red. She has more friends than you and your dog combined. She'll make you laugh even if you're crying.

The girl who is so hot and so cool that you want to die. Everyone loves her. Everyone wishes they were her. She’s the reason your life is a nightmare.

A girl so awesome that she gives you the worst kind of pain. She’s the reason you’re sad and the reason you’re happy. She’s the best and the worst.

The girl who is so popular that she’s like a celebrity. She’s funny and beautiful and you can’t even talk to her without getting nervous.

The girl who is so perfect that you feel like a loser. She has everything. She laughs at your jokes and then says your jokes are terrible.