Macaiden

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The hottest person ever. They also got a meaty sausage that could split the ocean in half.

I saw Macaiden and my heart exploded. My pants exploded too.

That guy walks in and the whole bar turns into a meat market.

Macaiden’s got a cock so big it could be a new planet.

The sexiest human being who also has a cock that could beat up a dragon.

Macaiden walked in and my brain shut down. My pants didn’t.

That guy’s got a member so big it could be a new religion.

I’ve seen things. I’ve seen Macaiden.

The most attractive person in the universe. Their cock is so huge it could knock out a spaceship.

I saw Macaiden and I forgot how to breathe. I also forgot how to wear pants.

That guy has a cock so big it could be a new country.

Macaiden walks in and the universe pauses for a second.