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A person who can't resist a hard one in the pants
He saw the new guy and instantly asked if he had a boyfriend.
She walked in and the whole table was distracted.
He checked her out and asked if she was single.
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Someone who loves a good meat sandwich
He asked the guy if he had a girlfriend and then laughed.
She walked in and he stared at her crotch for 10 minutes.
He made a joke about her lunch and then asked for her number.
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A person who can't keep their eyes off the goods
He stared at her for the whole meeting and didn't say one word.
She walked by and he dropped his coffee.
He asked for her number and then laughed at his own joke.
4
Someone who eats meat and then eats more meat
He said he was tired and then asked if she had a boyfriend.
She walked in and he forgot his name.
He made a joke about her shirt and then asked for her number.
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A person who can't stop looking at the goods
He asked her name and then asked if she had a girlfriend.
She walked in and he forgot how to talk.
He stared at her crotch and then asked for her number.
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A person who loves a good meat feast
He checked her out and then asked if she was single.
She walked in and he dropped his phone.
He made a joke about her outfit and then asked for her number.
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