macagoonie

My cousin is a macagoonie. He smells like a dead sock and thinks he's famous.

That guy at the bus stop is a macagoonie. He yelled at a pigeon.

My teacher called me a macagoonie because I drew on the desk with my toe.

That macagoonie tried to steal my lunch. He smelled like old cheese.

My brother is a macagoonie. He fights with his cereal every morning.

The macagoonie at the park threw a banana at me. It hit my face.

The macagoonie at school wears socks that are 10 years old.

My dad is a macagoonie. He eats pizza and calls it a 'mackenzie meal.'

That macagoonie sat next to me. I could smell his breakfast from three rows away.