macage

My macage is through the roof I spilled coffee on my laptop and now it's crying

Your macage is legendary you tried to text me while driving and crashed into a fire hydrant

My macage is out of control I forgot my password and now I'm stuck in a loop of failure

My macage is so bad I got kicked out of my house for eating all the snacks

Your macage is off the charts you tried to cook breakfast and now the kitchen looks like a war zone

My macage is legendary I tried to be cool and now I'm just a guy in pajamas yelling at the TV

My macage is through the roof I tripped over my own feet in front of my crush

Your macage is insane you tried to be smooth and just said 'hey' to your boss

My macage is out of control I dropped my phone in a puddle and now it's crying

My macage is legendary I tried to be a hero and just fell into a ditch

Your macage is through the roof you tried to text me and sent a message to your mom

My macage is off the charts I tried to be cool and now I'm just a guy with a burnt pizza

My macage is through the roof I got detention for talking too much

Your macage is insane you tried to cheat and just got caught

My macage is out of control I forgot my homework and now I'm stuck in a loop of shame