macaedon

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Macaedon is a loud mouth who thinks they're the toughest guy in the room. They brag about lifting weights and getting laid like it's a daily job.

Bro, you’re not even a real Macaedon until you’ve yelled at three people in one day.

I saw Macaedon at the gym. He was flexing so hard, the weights started crying.

Macaedon tried to flirt with my mom. It was like watching a train try to hug a mailbox.

Macaedon is a guy who talks too much and thinks they're the best at everything. They’re always showing off and pretending they’re popular.

Macaedon just texted me: 'I’m the most popular guy in school. You’re just a background character.'

At lunch, Macaedon started a fight over who had the bigger burger. It ended with someone crying.

Macaedon tried to text my crush. It just made my crush laugh.

Macaedon is a loud, sweaty guy who thinks they're the king of the school. They play video games like it's a war and flirt with anyone who'll listen.

Macaedon was playing Fortnite like it was a real battle. He screamed 'You're dead!' at my dad.

Macaedon tried to ask my sister out. She just rolled her eyes and walked away.

Macaedon's DMs are just him saying 'I'm the best.' over and over again.