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A loud Caribbean girl with thick black hair and a tan face who talks too much and never stops. She’s always late, forgetful, and acts like a boss, but she’s actually nice once you get to know her. She reads a lot and listens to music from the old days.
Why are you even here? I was born late!
I didn’t forget my homework, I just forgot my brain.
You think you’re cool? I was cool before your mom was born.
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This girl has the mouth of a sailor and the brain of a goldfish. She’s always running late, talking about drama that doesn’t matter, and thinks she’s the best at everything. She reads books and listens to music that makes her sound like a grandma.
I was late because my dog stole my shoes!
You’re not cool, you’re just tired.
I read this book and now I know everything.
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She’s a Caribbean girl with a big mouth and a bigger brain. She’s always late, talks way too much, and forgets everything. She reads like it’s her job and listens to music that’s older than her grandma.
I was late because my best friend forgot to wake me up!
You don’t know anything, I know everything!
I listen to music from the 80s, I’m that old.
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A Caribbean girl with a mouth full of swear words and a brain full of drama. She’s always late, forgets everything, and talks too much. She reads a lot and listens to music that makes her sound like a grandma.
I was late because my dog stole my breakfast!
You think you’re cool? I was cool before you were born!
I read this book and now I know what you’re thinking.
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This girl is loud, forgetful, and always late. She talks like she’s got a microphone, but she’s actually just a big softie once you get to know her. She reads a lot and listens to music that’s older than your dad.
I was late because my alarm didn’t work, and my dog stole my phone!
You don’t know anything, I know everything!
I read this book and now I know your secret.
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A Caribbean girl who talks way too much and never knows when to shut up. She’s always late, forgets everything, and acts like she’s the queen of the world. She reads a lot and listens to music that makes her sound like a grandma.
I was late because my best friend forgot to tell me!
You think you’re cool? I was cool before your mom had a phone!
I read this book and now I know your future.
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