Macadooed

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When you're so clueless you get tricked by a toddler and end up getting kicked out of life's most basic game.
I tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast, the eggs, and my self-esteem.
He signed up for a marathon and showed up in pajamas.
She believed the get-rich-quick scheme and now she's broke and out of her mind.
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Failing so hard it looks like you're doing a dance of shame in front of everyone.
He flunked the test and cried like a baby in front of the whole class.
She tried to fix her hair and ended up looking like a raccoon.
He lost his job and now he's living in a dumpster.
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Getting so messed up by your own stupidity that even your dog looks embarrassed.
He tried to fix the TV and now it's broken and he's covered in smoke.
She tried to do her taxes and now she's in debt and crying.
He tried to flirt and ended up getting slapped.
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Failing so badly it’s like you’re the main character in a horror movie about failure.
He tried to propose and ended up proposing to the wrong girl.
She tried to start a business and now she’s broke and out of her mind.
He tried to be cool and ended up looking like a fool.
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When you're so bad at life that you make a toddler look like a genius.
He tried to paint the house and now it looks like a war zone.
She tried to bake a cake and now it looks like a science experiment.
He tried to do yoga and now he's on the floor crying.
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