macadon

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The king of the game who doesn’t just play, he smacks everyone else around like they’re not even there.
@macadon just destroyed my high score like I wasn’t even in the room
He flexed his win so hard, the scoreboard cried
That guy plays like he’s been doing this since birth and I’ve been playing since kindergarten
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The one person who makes you feel like a rookie who just got handed a loss by a pro.
I tried to beat him, and he looked at me like I was wasting his time
He beat me so fast, I didn’t even get to finish my coffee
He’s so good, I feel like I’m playing against a robot
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The person who plays so well, you wonder if he cheated with a magic bean.
He must’ve used a magic bean to beat me, I’ve never seen anything that good
That win was suspicious, like he had a secret weapon
He plays like he’s got a wizard in his pocket
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The only person who can make you feel like you’re playing against a god.
I lost so bad, I think I saw him wink at me like I was a fool
He played like he was the god of the game and I was just a mortal
He’s so good, I think he’s from another planet
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The person who doesn’t just win, he laughs at your loss like it’s the best joke ever.
He won and laughed so hard, I thought he was going to fall over
He beat me and said, 'That was the easiest win of my life'
He won so badly, I think he got a high five from the sky
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