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A college kid or grad who’s got a shell so tough you’d need a jackhammer to crack it, he’s so stuck on his old, dusty books he can’t even talk to normal people without rolling his eyes.
My roommate is a Macademia. He tried to explain quantum physics to me during a pizza delivery. I got confused and ordered extra cheese.
That Macademia in my class talks to books like they’re his exes. He didn’t even notice the fire alarm went off.
I asked my Macademia cousin if he wanted a burger. He said, 'I prefer the periodic table with fries.'