Macade

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A person who never stops moving and always ends up somewhere worse than where they started.
I'm a macade. I left my house to find a better life. Now I'm stuck in a hotel with a raccoon for a roommate.
This guy is a macade. He left his job, his wife, and his dignity. Now he's selling hot dogs on the street.
You're a macade. You left your hometown to find fame. Now you're famous for being lost.
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Someone who thinks they're a boss because they're always on the move and never stay in one place.
She's a macade. She's been to 12 countries and still can't find a good coffee shop.
That guy is a macade. He's been flying nonstop for a year and now he's stuck on a plane with a crying baby.
You're a macade. You're always running but never going anywhere.
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A person who lives in airports, constantly moving, and has no idea where they're going.
He's a macade. He lives in the airport and eats airline food for breakfast.
That girl is a macade. She left her house to find her destiny. Now she's lost in a city she doesn't know.
You're a macade. You're always going somewhere, but you're never actually there.
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Someone who gets so tired of staying in one spot they start walking everywhere, even if they're not going anywhere.
She's a macade. She walked from New York to California just because she got tired of sitting.
That guy is a macade. He left his job to go on a road trip. Now he's stuck in a gas station.
You're a macade. You're always walking, but you're never making progress.
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A person who moves so much they forget where they live, and they end up moving more just to get back.
He's a macade. He moved 10 times in a year just to find his old house.
That girl is a macade. She left her apartment to find a better one. Now she's back where she started.
You're a macade. You move every month, but you never know where you are.
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