Macadamian Nut Pudding

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When you dump your boyfriend into a cup up to his crotch, drown it in sugar, and call it Macadamian Nut Pudding. Your friends will think it’s dessert, but it’s really just a humiliation tactic.

My ex was in a cup like a soggy taco. I called it Macadamian Nut Pudding. He still hasn’t forgiven me.

I put my boyfriend in a cup and called it dessert. He called it a crime.

My best friend’s boyfriend was in a cup with sugar. She served it like it was a gourmet meal.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You shove your boyfriend into a cup like he’s a snack, pour sugar on him like he’s a bad decision, and name it Macadamian Nut Pudding. It’s a disaster that tastes good.

My boyfriend was in a cup with sugar. I named it Macadamian Nut Pudding. He now eats cereal for dinner.

I put my guy in a cup, drowned him in sugar, and called it dessert. He cried like a baby.

My friend served Macadamian Nut Pudding. It was her boyfriend, covered in sugar.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You force your boyfriend into a cup, pour sugar on him like he’s a piece of meat, and serve him up like he’s a snack. It’s called Macadamian Nut Pudding. It’s not a dessert, it’s a punishment.

My boyfriend was in a cup with sugar. I called it Macadamian Nut Pudding. It was like a punishment from God.

I forced my guy into a cup and called it dessert. He was like, 'This is not what I signed up for.'

My friend put her boyfriend in a cup with sugar. It was like a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 8d ago