Macadamia Ranch

My cousin got sent to Macadamia Ranch because he kept telling people he was a rock star.

The guy next door thinks he's a movie producer. He's in Macadamia Ranch now.

My aunt tried to start a revolution in the cafeteria. They threw her in Macadamia Ranch.

My uncle went to Macadamia Ranch because he kept yelling at the mailman.

They put my neighbor there because she thought her dog was the president.

My cousin's brother tried to eat the entire cafeteria. He's in Macadamia Ranch now.

My brother went to Macadamia Ranch because he kept talking to the ceiling.

They put my mom there because she ate the glue from the office supply closet.

My cousin's friend is in Macadamia Ranch because he thinks the janitor is a wizard.