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the god of all things bad that happen to you when you’re already having a bad day

My math test was easy, then I spilled my coffee on it. Allah, why? #BadDayFromHell

I got a D on my test. Allah, I swear I studied.

My mom said I could stay up late, then she yelled at me for eating cereal at 2 a. m. Allah, I’m cursed.

the reason you fail everything and get called a failure by your teachers

I failed my math test. Allah, I think I cursed my calculator.

My teacher said I got a C. Allah, I thought I got an F.

I had to do a presentation on the moon, and I talked about pizza. Allah, I’m doomed.

the person who makes your life a living hell just because they feel like it

My friend laughed at me for wearing a hat to class. Allah, I’m not even cool anymore.

My dog ate my homework. Allah, why does this happen to me?

My mom yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner. Allah, I’m in trouble.

the evil force that makes you do stupid things like eat cereal at 2 a. m.

I ate cereal at 2 a. m. Allah, I’m not even tired anymore.

I talked to my dog for 10 minutes. Allah, I’m crazy.

I spilled my cereal on my math test. Allah, I’m doomed.

the reason you get grounded for doing dumb stuff like eating cereal at 2 a. m.

I got grounded for eating cereal at 2 a. m. Allah, I’m never getting out of my room.

I talked to my dog for 10 minutes. Allah, I’m a weird kid.

I spilled my cereal on my math test and got a D. Allah, I’m cursed.